ASTRID DA ANGEL

Oct 13

undefiablyme:

awee. poor baby doesn’t get what poor baby wants. 

too fucking bad.

Oct 13
May 01
comeonletmeseeit:

When your parents won’t stop talking to you on the phone you’re just like..

comeonletmeseeit:

When your parents won’t stop talking to you on the phone you’re just like..

May 01

When your crush says they like you too.

comeonletmeseeit: Outside you are like,But inside you are like,Then you text your bestfriend,And they are like,And then your crush tries to ask you out like this,And you are like,And then you two are on a date and you are like,Then suddenly she kisses you,And says,And you are,And then you go home and you are like,And then you wake up and realise it was all a dreamHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FTW

May 01
May 01
lizneversleeps:

the end of my nsn spam

lizneversleeps:

the end of my nsn spam

May 01

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I Would Like 2 Visit Mexico Again

May 01

Your parents’ expectations of school

patientlywaiting-:

They expect you to be walking to school like:

but in reality you’re like:

they expect you to be in class like:

but in reality you’re like:

they expect you before an exam to be all like:

but in reality you’re like:

they expect to react to your exam mark like:

but in reality they’ll be like:

May 01

the stages of seeing a spider on your wall.

swagstallion:

first seeing it.

you think it’s coming to get you.

all bodily functions stop and you just stare down the spider.

THEN YOU GO ALL OUT ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

you think you killed it. then you see it again.

AND REPEAT.

May 01

Being a teenager comes with…

onefunnychiick:

Eating everything in sight

Being randomly horny

Being bored as shit in the middle of the day

Being addicted to the internet

Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it

And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…